Nurse - "Ok, Caedon. Here is a special button that I want you to push every time you hear a noise coming through those earphones on your head. Do you understand?"
Caedon - "All right."
Long Pause...........
Nurse - "Did you hear anything?"
Caedon - "Yeah...just a beeeeeeep." (high-pitched noise)
Nurse - "OK. Whenever you hear any noise, you need to push the button. Let's try again."
Long Pause..........
Nurse - "Did you hear anything?"
Caedon - "Yeah....but it was a baaauuump sound." (low-pitched noise)
Nurse - "All right. Caedon, no matter what the noise sounds like, you need to push the button whenever you hear anything, ok?"
Caedon - "OK"
Long pause............
Nurse - "Did you hear anything?"
Caedon - "Yeah, but it was coming from far away...I think it was in the other room."
Nurse - "Caedon, when you hear any noise, you need to push the button, ok?"
Long pause......
Caedon - (shouts out) "I heard a beeeep."
Long pause.......
Caedon - (shouts out) "I heard something!"
Nurse - (tries to control her laughter) "I guess we'll do this his way." And she continues the test with Caedon shouting out everytime he hears a noise.
She finishes up the test and Caedon announces, "I'm done doing this now. It's really boring."
4 comments:
ah hahaah haaaaaaaaaa!!!!!! kevin and i are sitting here laughing it up. You must save this to read to him when he's an adult someday. his wife will greatly appreciate it.
That is fantastic!
I, too, am LOL.
HILARIOUS!!!! Those hearing tests are so hard for the kids to understand!! Maria was also very confused when she had hers done last month! :)
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